MORE AND MORE CUTE JOKES!

"Chachu! Can I tell you some funny things?"

"Yes.. Go ahead, Beta.. Love to hear them!"

"A grand child was listening to the story of his grandma. She wanted to say,

'Dear! the Great Mahabharat War was between 5 Pandava brothers and 100 Kaurava brothers' and continue but when she said, 'Kau', she got cough and stopped for few seconds..

The boy asked, 

'Ok, Dadi!  Who won the war of 5 Pandava brothers and 100 cows?'"

"Ha.. Ha.. Ha.. Nice question.. So funny, dear!"

"Next one, Chachu..

The grandma told her grand child of 4 yrs.. 

'Dear.. Little Krishna used eat so much butter and do many funny things. For me, you are my little Krishna.. Ok?'

The boy said,

'OK.. Nani.. But I can't eat so much butter.  Give me only little!'"

"Oh.. Such a cute reply.. Beta!"

"Ok.. Chachu.. Tell me.. What did the crow do which was asked to sing and dance by the fox with meat peace in it's beak?"

"Yes, Dear.. It felt proud, did both and the meat fell to ground which the fox took away!"

"No.. It ate away meat peace first and then started singing and dancing!"

"Ha.. Ha.. Ha.. Intelligent crow, Beta!"

"Yes, Chachu.. One more..

A Little Boy screamed aloud near the ear of grandpa and the grandpa closed his ear saying,

'Oh! My ear is gone!'

The child pulled the hand of grandpa from the ear and said,

'It is there!'

"Oh! Such a nice reply.. Really smart boy!"

Ok.. The last one..

A grandpa driving with grand child in US said,

'Dear! This road is called Jamboree!'

The child asked, 

'Is the next road, February?'"

"Ha.. Ha.. Ha.. Nice jokes, Beta!"

"Thank you Chachu.. I am happy you liked them!"

Keyword: JOKES, CUTE