MORE AND MORE CUTE JOKES!

"Chachu! Can I tell you some funny things?"

"Yes.. Go ahead, Beta.. Love to hear them!"

"A grand child was listening to the story of his grandma. She wanted to say,

'Dear! the Great Mahabharat War was between 5 Pandava brothers and 100 Kaurava brothers' and continue but when she said, 'Kau', she got cough and stopped for few seconds..

The boy asked, 

'Ok, Dadi!  Who won the war of 5 Pandava brothers and 100 cows?'"

"Ha.. Ha.. Ha.. Nice question.. So funny, dear!"

"Next one, Chachu..

The grandma told her grand child of 4 yrs.. 

'Dear.. Little Krishna used eat so much butter and do many funny things. For me, you are my little Krishna.. Ok?'

The boy said,

'OK.. Nani.. But I can't eat so much butter.  Give me only little!'"

"Oh.. Such a cute reply.. Beta!"

"Ok.. Chachu.. Tell me.. What did the crow do which was asked to sing and dance by the fox with meat peace in it's beak?"

"Yes, Dear.. It felt proud, did both and the meat fell to ground which the fox took away!"

"No.. It ate away meat peace first and then started singing and dancing!"

"Ha.. Ha.. Ha.. Intelligent crow, Beta!"

"Yes, Chachu.. One more..

A Little Boy screamed aloud near the ear of grandpa and the grandpa closed his ear saying,

'Oh! My ear is gone!'

The child pulled the hand of grandpa from the ear and said,

'It is there!'

"Oh! Such a nice reply.. Really smart boy!"

Ok.. The last one..

A grandpa driving with grand child in US said,

'Dear! This road is called Jamboree!'

The child asked, 

'Is the next road, February?'"

"Ha.. Ha.. Ha.. Nice jokes, Beta!"

"Thank you Chachu.. I am happy you liked them!"

Keyword: JOKES, CUTE

THE IN AND OUT OF REPUTATION!

• Sometimes it takes one hour only to get reputation that lasts for thousand years. (Japanese Proverb)
• My reputation grows with every failure. (George Bernard Shaw)

REPUTATION 

Is the background story of

Realistic,

Exemplary,

Passionate,

Understanding,

Trustworthy,

Action filled in,

Truthful,

Interesting,

Optimistic 

and

Noble

Human being!

### The irony of living is.. I do more to get my reputation all along doing less towards my duty!

### Sincerity in doing and being reputed are ever twins!

### Seeking quick results forever works against gaining reputation!

### I expanded; my reputation seemed going up in leaps and bounds but in reality it only went down!

### My reputation sure grows non stop when I stop concentrating on it and start concentrating on my work.

### Money asked Reputation, "Be my friend!" Reputation smiled and replied, "I am your friend when you remain helpful to others!"

### My achievement and my reputation are friends only when my achievement does true good to others!

• Character is like a tree and reputation is like its shadow. The shadow is what we think of it, the tree is real thing. (Abraham Lincoln)
• It takes many good deeds to build good reputation and only a bad one to lose it. (Benjamin Franklin)

Keyword: REPUTATION

THE IDEAL FRAME OF REFERENCE.. KNOWING, WHEN TO QUIT FROM A PARTICULAR ACTIVITY!

• I may do an 8th wonder in life but that wonder never remains a wonder unless I quit from that in time..

• QUITTING is nothing but 

Quietly
Under no compulsion 
In time,
Taking leave from doing
Treating the
Involvement as
Gift of God!

• Entering the stage of action no doubt, is an art in life; quitting from those actions in time too is part of that art!

• I have a role everywhere; I have no role beyond. Quitting in time is must!

• No doubt, involving in time brings peace but quitting in time alone retains that peace!

• If ruling high surrounds involvement, feeling low surrounds quitting!

• If I truly love my involvement, I sure love my quitting!

The ever Twin Sacred Messages from God are

• Involve in time to attend the task waiting for you,
• Quit in time to make way for others!

Keyword: QUITTING

"KEEP GUESSING. SEE YOU.. BYE!"

"Chachu, shall I tell you a funny story?"

"Yes.. Go ahead, Beta.. Love to hear that!"

"Once a magic man showed many tricks to people..

He put one colored flower bunch on one side of a tube and took out from the other side a different color..

He asked a man enter a box, closed it and called his name. That man came running from behind..

He called one person to stage, gave him a chocolate and asked him to eat it. When the man took it mouth, the chocolate was not there in his hand..

Like that many, many tricks he did and every one became very happy. Finally he said,

'The last trick.. Do this along with me 5 times.. 

 

Raise your right hand showing palm.. 

Move the hand to left side.. 

Bring it to centre.. 

Now move it to right side..

Bring it to centre!'

Then he said aloud something..

Chachu, Can you make out what he said aloud and what that moving hand is for?"

"I am not getting it, dear!"

"Ok, Chachu.. Time up.. I have to study now. Keep guessing..

See you.. Bye!"

Keywords: KEEP, GUESSING

SURE, THE NAME MATTERS!

Life is for one generation; good name is forever. (Japanese Proverb)

### Good name of the person speaks volumes of helpful work done; bad name of the person reveals tons of damages done!

### The person of bad name held easy notes in hand and screamed saying,

• "I buy help!"

The person of good name held the hand of the difficult person and asked smiling,

• "May I help?"

### The person of good name worked hard and generated useful items all round; the person of bad name relaxed beyond and produced wasteful stuff non stop!

### The person of bad name forever carried the thought, "I did right; the other one did wrong!"

The person of good name forever carried the thought, "Can I do better that in front of me?"

### The person of good name started talking, the words were dancing on lips of the person; the person of bad name started talking, the words were limping on lips of the person!

Keyword: NAME

THE SMILING STONE!

"Chachu, Shall I tell you a story?"

"Go ahead, Beta.. Love to hear that!"

"Once a King showed a stone to his Minister and said,

'Make this stone smile!'

The Minister said, "Sir! I can't do that!"

The King became angry and put the Minister in jail..

The Minister's son came to the King and said,

'Sir! I can make the stone smile. Free my dad!'

The King agreed and freed the Minister. The Minister went home..

'Now, make this stone smile!'

The King ordered..

"Sir! For that..

• First, I smile at stone,
• Next, I give many gifts to stone,
• Next, I praise the stone,
• Next, I request the stone to sing and
• Then I make the stone smile!'

Said the boy..

'Ok.. Start!'

Said the amused King..

• 'Smiling at stone goes for 10 minutes,
• Giving many gifts to stone goes for 10 hrs,
• Praising the stone goes for 10 weeks,
• Requesting the stone to sing goes for 10 months,
• Then it takes 10 years for the stone to smile..

I am starting!'

Said the boy..

The King could not control his laughter. He became happy with the boy, gave him a gift and sent him home. 

You know, why?"

"Why Beta?"

"The King was 55 yrs old.. By the time the boy finishes the job, he will be retiring!"

"Oh! You know so much, dear! Good story, Beta.. Love it!"

"Thank you Chachu.. I am happy you liked it!"

Keywords: SMILING, STONE

SOME MORE CUTE JOKES!

 

"Chachu! Shall I tell you a joke?"

"Yes, Beta.. Love to hear that!"

"A child of 4 yrs was asked by his Grandpa,

'Where is the Great Wall of China?'

The smart boy smiled and said,

'You already told that!'

"Ha.. Ha.. Ha.. Such an intelligent Little One!"

"Ok.. Chachu.. I'll ask you now.. Where is....?"

"Oh! I read it somewhere.. Wait.. Let me think..!"

"What Chachu, don't you know it is in the world?"

"Oh! What a smart answer, dear.. I never thought of that.. Nicely said!"

"Ok.. One more.. Where is.....?"

"Another twist? What Beta? I don't get it.. Tell me!"

"It is in the same place where it was yesterday!"

"God.. What a cute reply.. Nice, dear.. Good joke!"

"Ok.. The last question, Chachu.. Where is...."

"What, once again? Ok, dear.. It is in the same place as yesterday!"

"No, Chachu.. It is not!"

"What? How can it go away?"

"With respect to Universe, it is in a different place!"

"Ha..Ha..Ha.. Real intelligent answer, dear!"

"Thank you Chachu.. I am happy, you liked the jokes!"

Keywords: CUTE, JOKES