SOME MORE CUTE JOKES!

 

"Chachu! Shall I tell you a joke?"

"Yes, Beta.. Love to hear that!"

"A child of 4 yrs was asked by his Grandpa,

'Where is the Great Wall of China?'

The smart boy smiled and said,

'You already told that!'

"Ha.. Ha.. Ha.. Such an intelligent Little One!"

"Ok.. Chachu.. I'll ask you now.. Where is....?"

"Oh! I read it somewhere.. Wait.. Let me think..!"

"What Chachu, don't you know it is in the world!"

"Oh! What a smart answer, dear.. I never thought of that.. Nicely said!"

"Ok.. One more.. Where is.....?"

"Another twist? What Beta? I don't get it.. Tell me!"

"It is in the same place where it was yesterday!"

"God.. What a cute reply.. Nice, dear.. Good joke!"

"Ok.. The last question, Chachu.. Where is...."

"What, once again? Ok, dear.. It is in the same place as yesterday!"

"No, Chachu.. It is not!"

"What? How can it go away?"

"With respect to Universe, it is in a different place!"

"Ha..Ha..Ha.. Real intelligent answer, dear!"

"Thank you Chachu.. I am happy, you liked the jokes!"

Keywords: CUTE, JOKES

THE JOURNEY OF LAUGHTER AND SMILE!

The teeth that laugh are also those that bite. 

(West African Proverb)

Gold that is lent goes away laughing and comes back in tears.

(Turkish Proverb)

• Loud laughter is the reflection of emptiness within and discrete smile is the reflection of getting away faster!

• Smile spreads around noticed by none; laughter forces around noticed by everyone!

• At times, laughing is direct mocking; smiling is indirect silencing!

• Laughter at the back of no solid actions may produce many laughters in reciprocation but for the moment; concrete actions at the back of a subtle smile sure creates many laughters around for long time!

• Laughter produces tears; smile clears tears!

• Loud laughter conveys an indirect message, 'I want to end this talk!'

• Smile is heart throbbing; laughter is jaws pulling!

• Humor filled in talk produces laughter, service oriented work creates smiles!

He who laughs too much is hiding his grief.

(Italian Proverb)

People show their character by what they laugh at.

(German Proverb)

Keywords: LAUGHTER, SMILE

RISKING.. WHAT'S IT IN HUMAN LIFE?

Better to risk little than lose the whole. 

(American Proverb)

• On and off risk taking strengthens my personality, brings in versatality with me!

• Risk taking no doubt is a heroic quality provided I am fully prepared to meet failure involved therein if surfaces!

• Risk taking and failure facing are often 2 sides of coin!

• I may be seen as hero as I take risk but I can become zero in no time if failure surfaces. If that is to be avoided, I should acknowledge the hero applause with humility alone!

• Life may be meaningless without risk taking but equally meaningless if taking care is not accompanied!

• Risking is a type of enthusiasm, never that surfaces unless self within is lightened!

• Calculated risk may be associated with certain gain in life; never gain of courage!

To win, you have to risk loss. 

(Jean Claude Killy)

Keyword: RISKING

THE IN AND OUT OF TRUSTING!

*** Keeping trust in the other person brings in certain charm to my life but I need few trustworthy people next to me to check and OK my charm!

*** Trusting and checking are ever bosom friends!

*** Trust should never be the first impression even though first impression is the best impression!

*** Trust words, you need swords; Trust deeds, you need no further words!

*** Trust, no problem but test, not to have a problem!

*** Trust moves mountains; moving that on right track is my job!

*** Trust the words that heart generates; not the words that lips create!

• Trust in God but tie your camel. (Saudi Arabian Proverb)
• Trust your best friend as you would trust your enemy. (Mexican Proverb)
• He who trusts is happy; the doubter is wise. (Hungarian Proverb)
• Sudden trust brings sudden repentance. (Leytyne Gwegan)
• He that is dishonest, trusts none. (Benjamin Whichcote)
• Trust becomes solidified when words consistently back deeds. (George David Miller)

Keyword: TRUST

THE IN AND OUT OF AWARENESS, NEXT TO HUMAN BEING!

"It's time, we watch ourselves as much!"

"What is there to watch?"

"I am different every moment!"

"The difference is insignificant. More over, if I divert my attention to such watching, I will be doing nothing in my life!"

"That watching does not take you out from your doing; instead, it makes you a better doer!"

"How? I don't get it!"

"See.. I have a duty every moment, do you agree?"

"Yes!"

"Should I not know my duty to the best of my knowledge?"

"Yes!"

"I know that only when I am attentive; is it not?"

"Yes!"

"That being attentive is time related; ok?"

"Yes!"

"So, if I try to be attentive maximum moments of my life; that's the best attention from my end; isn't it?"

"Yes!"

"Mean's I am aware of my intentions as well as my doings for max time feasible; agree?"

"Yes!"

"Such awareness with human beings exists from zero to infinity at various gradations. Do you agree that I should improve here as much for my betterment and the world's betterment?"

"Yes!"

"See, from the time we opened this discussion till this moment of arriving at this conclusion on being attentive, we both have changed for better, yes?"

"Yes!"

"Dear!  When the night watchman on vigil was repeating the words,

'Hoshiyaar.. Jagte Raho (Be alert and be awake)!',

All got up from their sleep, checked the doors of their homes and went back to sleep with

TEMPORARY PEACE IN LIFE.. 

A young man too got up from sleep with an instant awakening, questioned himself,

'Why am I sleeping in my life?',

Opened the door and walked away into jungles to Meditate and Secure 

PERMANENT PEACE IN LIFE..

That's the exact message behind the words..

'BEING AWARE MORE MOMENTS!'"

Keyword: AWARENESS

WHICH ACTION IS NOBLE? 'IT'S MY WISH!' OR 'LET ME DO GOOD!'

"I shouted at that person yesterday!"

"You should avoid shouting at people!"

"What to do? He was coming in my way however softly I was telling him!"

"You should have firmly told him to keep away!"

"But shouting sometimes, sets right the person quickly!"

"Then you should act shouting!"

"I don't get what you say.. Shouting directly or pretending shouting both are the same!"

"There is a world of difference between the two actions!"

"What?"

"One is myself losing control over the situation where as the other is myself being in full control of the situation. Is not the second way of acting, better?"

"-----"

"Dear! When I shout at someone, my 'self' straight away acts with a feeling in me that I had

• Won over,
• Irritated,
• Set right and
• Humiliated

The other person and my WISH is satisfied..

Where as when I pretend shouting, I am aware that the person is 

• Getting the message,
• On the spot may change,
• Overall is under control and is
• Duty bound

With an understanding within me that GOOD prevailed in the situation..

No doubt, the job is not easy as my 'self' overrides in no time and makes me lose control but an attempt is worth doing in the situation..

Don't you wish to do such a

NOBLE ACTION

In the situation?"

Keywords: NOBLE, ACTION

A DOZEN BELIEFS.. THE SINGLE BLESSING!

• "I believe in taking care of myself the best from health and safety point of view!"

Said one..

• "I believe in taking up family responsibilities to core and discharging the same to the best of my abilities!"

Said the 2nd one..

• "I believe in doing hard work and taking handsome returns in my earning age!"

Said the 3rd one ..

• "I believe in doing smart work and taking handsome returns earning Payer's appreciation in my earning years!"

Said the 4th individual..

• "I believe in keeping good discipline everywhere all the time!"

Said the 5th personality..

• "I believe in helping others in need!"

Said one more person..

• "I believe myself expressing in an artistic way!"

Said the 7th one..

• "I believe in experimenting my life and arrive at conclusions!"

Said the 8th person..

• "I believe in being part of Nature as much!"

Said the 9th person..

• "I believe in God and in offering heartfelt Prayers!"

Said the 10th one..

• "I believe not in God but in doing good!"

Said the 11th person..

• "I believe in myself exploring everywhere!"

Said the last one..

God from Above Smiled and Blessed all equally!

Keyword: BELIEFS