Sunday, February 4, 2024

THE NAUGHTY CHILD! #WRITEAPAGEADAY



### The foreign born and brought up Little One was at his grand parents' home on vacation. And the grandpa quickly taught him when the boy visited the rest room for the first time..

"Dear! On the top of the flush there are two buttons. One big and one small. The big is for poo and the small for wee. OK?"

"Yes!"

Said the boy straight away..

It was wee first and after finishing that the boy pressed the small button to flush out..

"Good!"

Said the grandpa in appreciation..

By lunch time, there was poo requirement. The elderly man lead the boy to the rest room, the Little One finished his job and pressed the big button..

"Great!"

Said the grandpa in appreciation..

The Little One smiled, waited for a while and pressed the small button..

"Why did you do that? Already it was clean!" 

asked the grandpa..

"There was wee too!"

Said the boy with all sincerity..

### The First Grade child was showing proudly all his certificates he got till then to the visitor to their house. The visitor counted the certificates, smiled, patted him and said,

“Oh! You already have six Certificates of yours! Nice!”

The little one, wide eyed exclaimed,

“No, I've one more certificate of mine!”

The visitor asked curiously,

“What's it?”

The child replied,

“It's my Birth Certificate but dad always keeps it with himself!”

### In a foreign land, a father could not find parking place at a place when his 7 yr old son wanted to use rest room. Sitting in his car, he told his  yr old son to get down, go to rest room which were a little away and come back..

“Don’t touch any thing there. It costs a lot in medical bills if we don't keep hygiene!” 

He instructed his son. The boy finished his work, returned with a beaming face and said,

“Dad! I followed your advice and touched only all the points where it is clearly written 

‘Touch Free!'"

### The grand father was out with his one and half yr old grand child in his Apartment Complex. The child slowly walked ahead a little distance away from him.

"Dear! don't go away like that. Come back"

He said controlling the movement of the child..

To his surprise, the child started slowly walking backwards!

Keywords: #WriteAPageADay, CHILD, NAUGHTY

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