THE CUTE JOKES!

"Chachu, Shall I tell you, some jokes?"

"Sure, Beta.. Love to hear them!"

"Ok.. Will my school be there on Sundays?"

"No!"

"Where it goes?"

"Ha..Ha..Ha.. Liked it!"

"You know, it is raining here continuously but in my uncle's place there is no rain!"

"Yes, dear! They very badly need rain!"

"Yesterday, he rang up and asked me,

'There is so much rain in your place and we have zero rain. Can you send some rain to us?'

And I did that!"

"How did you send the rain there, dear?"

"I took a video of rain, sent it to him asking,

'Play the video!'"

"Oh.. I never thought of that.. Good joke , Beta!"

"Ok.. Tell me.. It is said,

'No man can serve 2 masters!' but one person did that!"

"How? Don't get it!"

"Simple, Chachu! When one master said.. 'Go East!' and another said.. 'Go West!', 

He cleverly went North and found new master!"

"Ha.. Ha.. Ha!"

"One uncle wanted to amuse his nephew of 2 yrs with a trick..

He said, 'Dear! In our car, you keep your finger on your nose, the wipers move!'

Whenever the child did that, the uncle nicely used to activate the wipers and as the boy removed his finger from the nose, he used to stop it. And it was really fun for a while..

One day the child in car kept his finger on the nose when the uncle was less alert and said,

'Now move them!'"

"Oh! So nice of the little boy.  Really Smart!"

"Yes, Chachu.. And the last one..

"'Don’t touch anything unnecessarily whenever you go to rest room. It costs a lot!'

The dad instructed his child.. 

'Dad! I always touch only those places where it is written 

Touch Free!'

Said the boy!"

"Ha.. Ha.. Ha.. Good jokes, Beta!"

"Thank you, Chachu.. I am happy, you liked them!"

Keywords: CUTE, JOKES

BELIEVE ONCE, CHECK TWICE!

I cried aloud..

"I believed saying 'Yes' but soon had to end up saying 'Ok'; So, I started questioning 'How' but that ended once with a rift, second time with a shift and third time with a useless gift!"

My friend comforted me saying,

"I questioned, I had to pass thru' a trouble. So, I believed but I had to pass thru' a bigger trouble!"

The wise person next to us smiled and said,

"Relax.. No doubt,

Believing is smooth sailing; questioning is back breaking..

But seen the other way,

Believing is faith; questioning is experimenting supporting that faith..

Further,

I need to believe to certain level as nothing moves without believing but I need to question beyond as nothing progresses without cross checking..

So the right path here is

Believe once, check twice!"

In distance, someone was heard reading aloud the famous Proverbs and Quotations from a book..

• To believe in certainty, we must begin doubting. (Polish Proverb)
• Seeing is believing. (Traditional Proverb)
• The key to all actions lies in belief. (English Proverb)
• Blind belief is dangerous. (Kenyan Proverb)
• Don't compromise your beliefs for money. (Sicilian Proverb)
• It is the belief in roses that make them flourish. (French Proverb)
• Easy to believe in Heaven's Law but so hard to keep. (Chinese Proverb)
• You can worship a sardine's head, if you believe in it. (Japanese Proverb)
• If a man believes in a stone, that stone will serve him well. (Arabian Proverb)
• Who knows most believes least. (Traditional Proverb)
• It is not disbelief that is dangerous to our society; it is belief. (George Bernard Shaw)
• Let each man hope and believe what he can. (Charles Darwin)
• The constant assertion of belief is an indication of fear. (Jiddu Krishna Murthy)
• Believe you can, you are half way there. (Theodore Roosevelt)
• To believe in something and not to live it, is dishonest. (MK Gandhi)
• I believe in one thing, that only a life lived for others is a life worth living. (Albert Einstein)
• One who believes in himself has no need to convince others. (Lao Tzu)"

Keyword: BELIEF

A DAD.. HOW'S HE LIKE? #BlogchatterHalf Marathon 2.0

 

In class 7, as he avoided giving his name for speaking in the elocution period, the dad straight away met his class teacher and included his name..

"I don't like giving a speech in front of my friends!"

He pleaded..

"Avoiding is no solution here. Select your topic, prepare well and speak!"

Ordered the dad..

In class 9, on a day as he avoided giving his name for a voluntary service the dad went to the school and straight way gave his name..

"These come in the way of my studies!"

He said meekly..

"Do both.. You should involve in such works once in a way!"

Clarified the dad..

In class 12, even though he was thru' local competitive exam, the dad made him apply for other competitive exams too and write those exams..

"Why all these when I'm already thru' my local exam?"

He asked back..

"You should know what competition is and better you take all these exams!"

Explained the dad..

After graduation, he had his selection of job.. The dad insisted him select one..

"The other company is paying more and their training is just for 3 months. I want to join the second company!"

He asserted..

"It's better you do what I say. There's good in that for you in the long run!"

Assured the dad..

After training, on the 1st day of his job, he returned late in the evening quite tired and was resting in his room. The dad asked what had happened at his first day of work..

"They showed my place and assigned me some work. I had to do that full 8 hrs till the last minute except for lunch and coffee/tea breaks!"

He said with a tiresome tone..

"Dear! All these days, my constant worry was to put you in this line which was never a day's job. It's a total build up from scratch from the time you entered your school. Today, you became reasonably the right personality prepared to take up the coming days'

• Turmoil,
• Stress and strain and
• Cut-throat competitions at work and
• Overall ups and downs in life in parallel..

Now relax and rejuvenate yourself for the tomorrow's likely more difficult day in your job. All the Best!"

Said the dad with a gentle pat on his back!

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Keywords: DAD, #BlogchatterHalfMarathon 2.0

SURE, WORK IS WORSHIP! #BlogchatterHalfMarathon 2.0

• Myself Working hard is similar to

Me Praying to God deep in my heart singing various Famous Devotional Songs like..

'Just think of Lord Rama and Devi Sita,
THAT IS THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE..
Think of them with love or due to fear of death,
THAT IS THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE..
Think of them in prosperity and in adversity..
THAT IS THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE..
Let not a day be passed in pursuit of wealth only and think of them..
THAT IS THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE..
Render all those spiritual songs of theirs in perfect Sruti of Tambura, in correct Laya of Mrudangam and in musical Ragam and listen to those songs..
THAT IS THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE..
Sing Keertanas of theirs along with other devotees jumping in ecstasy..
THAT IS THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE!'

• Myself turning out Quality Work is similar to

Me singing that Prayer deepest in my heart..

• Myself doing Quality Work in lesser than Standard Time and earning Incentive Payment is similar to

Me getting lost as I sing that Prayer simultaneously my mind gaining peace and tranquility..

• Myself, Working long hrs is similar to

Me, continuing Praying to the Lord simultaneously attending to the needs awaiting next to me..

• Myself, Working on weekends and holidays and taking minimum leave from Work is similar to

Me, stopping not offering my Prayer to the Almighty however tempting the holiday mood and the relaxing opportunity in front be..

• Myself achieving True Customer satisfaction at my Work is similar to

Me singing the Prayer songs along with other Devotees jumping in ecstasy..

• Myself, facing Competition in my Work Arena is  similar to

Me, carrying due respect for other Religious Prayers that go on around me equally as I continue Offering my Prayer..

• Myself, taking the final outcome of my Work whatever, with a cheer is similar to

Me, facing life challenges that come up in my life with a smile further strengthening my Belief in Almighty!

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Keywords: WORK,WORSHIP, BlogchatterHalfMarathon 2.0

NO GO, I GET WHAT I AM ELIGIBLE FOR! #BlogchatterHalfMarathon 2.0

"I

• Worked,
• Contributed,
• Supervised,
• Managed,
• Controlled,
• Ruled and
• Advised..

Alas! Age took over me and I am sidelined!"

Said one sadly..

"I

• Worked,
• Contributed,
• Supervised,
• Managed,
• Controlled,
• Ruled and
• Advised..

Sure.. Age took over me but I am contented!"

Said the other with a smile..

There was a Clarification from Skies..

"In life.. one

• Worked Soft,
• Contributed Exact,
• Supervised Light,
• Managed Fighting,
• Controlled with Iron hand
• Ruled Sternly and
• Advised Harshly..

No go.. Age took over there and that person feels sidelined as those actions all along remained

SELFISH.  Where as the other

• Worked Steadily,
• Contributed Extra,
• Supervised Required,
• Managed Vital,
• Controlled Ills,
• Ruled Caring and
• Advised Earnestly..

Sure.. Age took over there too but that person remained contented as those actions all along remained

SERVICE

Filled in!"

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Keywords: SELFISH, SERVICE,  #BlogchatterHalfMarathon 2.0

'FINE..NO PROBLEM.. GO AHEAD.. EVERYTHING IS OK!' #BlogchatterHalfMarathon 2.0

 A man found his associate doing wrong, expected a change in his associate and accordingly advised him on the change..

• The associate instantly promised to change, appeared too changed but in a short time turned around and zeroed down with no change in him.. 

Subsequently, he offered a benefit to the associate for a change..

• The associate again agreed to change, appeared too changed but in a short time turned around and zeroed down with no change in him.. 

Next, he created a competition for the associate to change..

• The associate once again attempted to change, appeared too changed but in a short time turned around and zeroed down with no change in him.. 

In the end, he created a fear in the associate of certain consequences if not changed soon..

• The associate instantly appeared changed, continued showing the change but in a short time turned around zeroed down with no change in him!

Not knowing what to do further, the man approached the wise man and asked him how to bring the change in his associate.. The wise man advised,

"Leave him to continue his way of living and where he expects you to say something on what he is doing, simply use the words..

• 'Fine.. No problem.. Go ahead.. Everything is OK!' 

Without a single negative comment from your end on his actions!"

The man took the advice and soon started acting that way..

• That looked initially encouraging to his associate with a 100% surety with him on what he was doing,
• But soon made him doubt a small part of his actions,
• Further in time that rose with increased confidence in more right and
• Finally settled firmly at a point of action with the distinct change in him his confidence firming up at that level!

The man again approached the wise man and said that the full effect was not there in his associate in spite of following his advice. The wise man said,

"That's the ultimate right!"

"Sir! How can it be? I distinctly see even now that my associate is in the wrong line!"

The man questioned. The wise man replied with a smile..

"Dear! Absolute Truth for ordinary mortals is

SEEN NEVER IN FULL

But

EVER SEEN IN PART..

Here,

• I may holding to the trunk and feeling accordingly,
• You may be holding to the leg and feeling accordingly and
• Your associate may be holding to the tail and feeling accordingly..

With none of us truly knowing what an elephant is..

In such a scenario, each one is right in his/her own way and each one is wrong in his/her own way and I am no way superior to the other

• However knowledgeable I may be, 
• However great I may be and 
• However aged I may be!

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Keywords: change, #BlogchatterHalfMarathon 2.0

DANCING OF THE SINGLE WORD IN MY HEART, THE WORLD EVER LOVES TO WATCH! #BlogchatterHalfMarathon 2.0

"I have my own powers. I'll set right things in the world at one stroke!"

"Check yourself!"

"What checking? None can question my powers!"

"Check yourself!"

"What nonsense? Don't I know my powers?"

"Check yourself!"

"Ok.. I am checking.. A single phone call from my end sets right...."

"Check yourself!"

"Too much.. What is that I should check myself?"

"Where do your powers lie?"

"Funny.. Ok.. If I order, that will be taken by the world next to me word by word, without uttering a single word and I get done what I want!"

"You know, the world ever worships and loves to accept only one word from anyone all the time?"

"Non sense.. I talk hundreds of words. People listen to every word of my talk nodding their heads and follow that to the root!"

"That is time bound attitude!"

"Ok.. Let it be time bound.. I don't care.. In my regime, none can utter a single word against me and stop taking the words of orders I give out!"

"What is the time of your regime of words in this world?"

"What do you mean? Years to go.. Not a year or 2!"

"After that?"

"I don't care!"

"Where do you go at that point of time? You should be among people only!"

"What?"

"Yes, dear! Another powerful person takes over your role and people start listening to the words of that person sidelining you and your words with a finger stroke!"

"Means.."

"Then not a single word, many, many words will be spoken against you for the ill deeds if you do when in power. You need to swallow all those words, still smile and keep mum, no go!"

"God! Terrifying!"

"So, isn't it better, you avoid being hit with so many never expected as well as piercing thru' your heart words for which you can just smile and keep mum, nothing more?"

"Can't think of!"

"Yes! dear! Can't think of now but sure there will be a day you need to see that happening!"

"Sir! Tell me what to do now. I just can't leave all this with me!"

"You needn't leave as well as you shouldn't leave too, the actions required from your end. But where it is evident to you and you feel you should do it,

Let a single word alone be dancing in your heart as much!"

"What is that one word, Sir?"

"It's the Sacred Word next to human beings..
Does good everywhere, never lets down a person..
And
Ever Gods love Actions of that Word for

LOK KALYAN!"

"What's that word, Sir?"

"It is.. SELF-SACRIFICE!"

In distance, a student was heard repeating aloud certain Proverbs and Quotes on Self-Sacrifice..

• There is no glory without sacrifice. (Filipino Proverb)
• Self-sacrifice is the real miracle out of which all reported miracles grow. (Ralph Waldo Emerson)
• Nothing so much enhances a good as to make sacrifices for it. (George Santayana)
• Sweat plus sacrifice equals success. (Charlie Finley)
• In general, the man who is readily disposed to sacrifice himself is one who does not know how else to give meaning to his life. (Cesare Pavese)

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Keyword: SELF-SACRIFICE,#BlogchatterHalfMarathon 2.0